So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
For future reference "I'm too drunk to come today" is an acceptable line to get out of work. I love my job
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
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