I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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