i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
He felt like a one man threesome
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
I woke up to an alarm on my phone that said "Buy Plan B" and then the guy offered me a hairbrush... which seemed polite at the time
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
You left me a really long voicemail saying, "Hey, it's meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee." and then the rest is just loud laughter
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