She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
I think I may be going on too many job interviews. I've started to bring up Shonda Rhimes in my interview answers.
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
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