singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
Who the fuck hid 3 Zimas under my pillow?! Icing doesn't count when it's 8am the next morning and everyone's left and you've passed out on your couch. Currently chugging 2 of 3...
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
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