Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
I'm sorry I keep drunk texting your boyfriend sports updates.
That's okay. He needs friends too.
I was just informed that I asked for a glass of wine at the police station
I'm sure it would have gone very well with the cigarette you lit there.
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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