It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
in hindsight, drinking 2 bottles of wine probably wasnt going to put me in an optimal position for a job interview
smell my finger.
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
Just got complimented on my chugging... Car bombs show how good I am at swallowing, they should be my new pickup line.
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
My goal for tonight is to swipe my debit card through those weird rolls on the back of a big bald guy's head.
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
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