"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
Did you know that if you hit someone in the head with a frozen loaf of bread you can knock them unconscious?
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
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