Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
There was a staple in my grits at waffle house last night. My knees are bruised as hell. And I puked pink all over my bathroom. Gooood night.
It's a gateway drink.... Starts with wine... Then I wake up in my car with mascara on my arms covered in french fries...
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
Also a shrinking boner emoji would be helpful
A+ Viking dick
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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