susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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