He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
My biology professor just used the phrase "dick fairy" in a sentence. No, it didn't make more sense in context.
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
I'm literally trying to cool beer down right now in my car by putting it on my floor and blasting cold air on it
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