i was born a porn star she said
Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
Today has been the most awkward masturbatory day of my life. Possibly even more awkward than when my mom found my vibrator on Mother's Day.
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
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