dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
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