I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
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