maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
Semen is not good for contacts.
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
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