But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
In retrospect, pretending to punch a 9 year old girl in the face was a terrible analogy to use in a piano lesson.
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
you know you've been playing too much mario kart when you see a curve in the road ahead and see yourself drifting around it
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
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