ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
You can't special order awesome
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
I hate cats. They're so curious, it's not their damn business.
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
Taking my tights off outside the club to give them to the homeless man was my contribution to humanity. The fact that it was snowing just made me feel like superman.
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
I'm just checking to make sure you don't want to go to the farmers market... This is an assumption based on the fact that you were slapped with a sandwich last night and you remained unconscious.
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
If I had your ass I would rule the world
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
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