Glad I put on jeans. You could measure my ass sweat with a rain guage.
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
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