i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
So hungover. I dropped my keys and leaning over seemed a terrible idea. Instead I took my shoe off in the middle of the street and use my toes to pick them up. Think I'm a genius.
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
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