so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
Also, new rule: You are no longer allowed to send me a text with the word "dildo" in it before 10am.
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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