i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
Divorce can be hard, but look on the bright side. Your soon to be ex raved about your dick and I’m great with hard things ;-)
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