yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
NoShamevember. You game?
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
He didn't get how "starting a flash flood in my thunderhole" was a sexy euphemism. Deal breaker.
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
Why are there condoms taped to the handle of Tito’s?
I get horny when I drink, pregnant when I fuck and I never lose the booze unlike my purse
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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