then i got kicked out of the bar for trying to pay my $30 bar tab in sacajawea dollar coins
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
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