So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
finding my wedding ring encrusted in vomit this morning really just topped off last night...
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
Until you have had Country Grammar stuck in your head whilst writing a Supreme Court brief you've never lived.
BILL GATES DONALD TRUMP LET ME IN NOW
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
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