i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
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