If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
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