so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
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