No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
You kept hiding marshmallows in the freezer saying "they would never think to look here"
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
This was my thought process as I drunkenly ran home: Whoa! I'm going so FAST! Why don't I run EVERYWHERE! ALL THE TIME! Then I peed in a bush and passed out on the ground.
So basically you were a dog.
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
Remember when we used to go to the bathroom to do drugs together? Now it's to help you with your spanx.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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