their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
My new hangover cure is going for a haircut, just so the stylists give me a scalp massage during the shampoo.
That certainly explains the nine times your hair has looked different just this last month alone.
Just saw a man downtown with a cat just riding on his shoulder like a furry parrot. He may be homeless, but I think he's your soul mate.
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
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