Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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