Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
My drunken abilities have only improved since college....I can navigate the streets of chicago like no ones business, do push-ups to hail a taxi and instantly become an mma fighter after 3 shots of hennessy
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
life lesson #151: dont let people go batshit crazy and stab you in the knee
i will live by this rule
Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
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