After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
Nyc is like a mosaic of my failed dates.
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
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