In honor of tonight, my penis will make an appearance
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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