should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
Both the cop and the paramedic were hitting on me while I was on the ambulance. My boob fell out and they just about had full on erections right there. They Came back two hours later to sign my cast with their phone numbers. #stillhotwhilebleeding
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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