I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
You know we have no secrets, right? I mean, you saw me shitting in a gift bag drunk and naked on Christmas eve.
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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