O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
i cant text you anymore tonight, God gave me two hands for two cups
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
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