I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
I can't put those talents on a resume
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
you are singlehandedly the most cursed object the universe ever conceived
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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