i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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