i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
I want you more than these girls want KFC
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
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