jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
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