I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
Just saw the new iPhone. I would totally let Steve Jobs and Jon Ive eiffel tower me right now.
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
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