I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
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