all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
You ate ashes out of my bong
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
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