He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
If its not for food we ain't going out.
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
Visiting my great uncle went well. The highlight of the evening was when he said, "Oh my god. I'm 79 and I'm teaching 18 year old kids how to roll a joint."
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