Me. At least after what I've been through.
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
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