Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
My boss is explaining why he thinks time goes by faster and faster. Bc of the rockets. No lie.
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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