So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
Please don't give away my fajitas
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
I'm sorry I missed your birthday brunch. If it makes you feel any better I woke up wearing someone else's toga and a sombrero
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