in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
The struggles of a small town man whore
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
I guess "hi, I know your mom, she taught me in high school" is an effective pickup line
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