Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
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