hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
He called me from prison intake to wish me luck on my job interview. Somehow that's the most romantic thing that's ever happened to me.
this morning your mother said to me "sorry to have to meet you like this, in my sons bed" later she said "you never know whos gonna be in there. its scary sometimes"
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
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