Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
The bad news is tonight is also a blue moon, ergo, latin, I will have to get 'once in a blue moon' drunk which I feel is significantly more dangerous than IPO drunk
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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