Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
Also I can show up hungover, fall asleep at my desk, and smell like a bottle of whiskey, and they still like me more then my shitty co worker
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
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