What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
I woke up to three texts telling me to "go fuck myself," a panicked voicemail from my mom, and a girl thanking me... I'm not sure which I should take care of first
Lots of rum and cokes. Bartender wore my underwear on his head. Lost my keys. Accidentily started a fight. DC is going to kill me
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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